Pelvic What Now?

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 That. Sounds. Painful.

Very.

Painful.



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I'm confused. When I was a kid, SXSW was a hipster musicfest filled with guys with ironic beards and Buddy Holly glasses. Basically, it was as if a swarm of River Cuomo Clones descended on Central Texas to listen to the Robert Pollard and drink Pabst for a week. When did it become Comic-Con and the Macworld Conference rolled up into one? With lots of awkward geek-sex? Did I miss a memo again?


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Depressed dads more likely to spank

Yeah? Really? No shit, Sherlock.  Did you need a study to find that out? Did my tax dollars pay for this? Wait a second? What? Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh . . . I see. You're talking about spanking kids. Kids. Oh . . . okay . . . ummm . . . never mind . . . just, um, I had something else in mind entirely . . . forget about it. Moving on.