Just so we're all clear on this: Mark David Chapman, the man who murdered John Lennon, is growing at a rate of approximately 1/6 of an inch a year. THIS IS NOT NORMAL. People get shorter as they get older. They do not get taller. Unless they are Mark David Chapman.
Extrapolating, in a little over two hundred years, Mark David Chapman will be a nine foot tall Supermonster, possibly with bright blue skin and some sort of barbed tail, that will have the capacity to smash out of the confines of its jail cell Incredible Hulk-style and violently dispatch the doomed prison guards. What's that, you say? People don't live two hundred + years? Yeah, well until now they didn't grow taller as they grew older either. Think about it.
Make of this information what you will, but don't say you weren't warned.
You were warned.
It's 72" which comes out to 6 feet. Not 7'2".
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