She's 93 Fucking Years Old!

Husband says Zsa Zsa Gabor ill after surgery

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/41373613/ns/today-entertainment/

Gabor, whose 94th birthday is Sunday, ate breakfast then started spitting up blood and was running the fever, von Anhalt said.

"She doesn't know what is going on. She has no memories. It could come back but the doctor doesn't know yet," van Anhalt said.

Doctors told him the only explanation for her failed memory was that she had a small stroke during the amputation.

I have another explanation for the failed memory.  Wait one second . . .

[puts on medical coat and stethoscope]

SHE'S 93 FUCKING YEARS OLD!

This sounds like one of the situations where you just have to let a person go.  Also, future people, please note: This only pertains to Zsa Zsa.  In the event that I'm 93 and in failing health, I request that every attempt be made, no matter how unreasonable or costly, to keep me alive until technology reaches the point at which my mind can be uploaded into some sort of computer or cyborg.  Preferably one of those Terminator cyborgs from Terminator 2 that can do that thing where they turn into liquid metal and regenerate and the such.  That was awesome.