Anderson Cooper attacked in Cairo
http://www.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/africa/02/02/egypt.journalists.attacked/index.html?
That's so strange. I figured that Egyptians would unequivocally love a homosexual American who is the son of an incredibly wealthy heiress. Aren't those all things Egyptians love? Homosexual? American? Mother inherited more money than God? Isn't that the trifecta of things that Egyptians love? For example, if you and I were playing The $100,000 Pyramid, and you said to me: "Homosexuals. Americans. Homosexual Americans. Mother's father died and left her a massive fortune which she spent on skyscrapers and gold statues and other affronts to God," I would reply, "Things Egyptians love?" Then you would scream and clap and we would embrace. But now? Now my world has been turned upside down.
Hugh Jackman eats 6,000 calories a day for 'The Wolverine"
Yeah, so does every single American. Every. Single. One. I'm not impressed.
Model pleads not guilty in corkscrew castration, murder
http://www.salon.com/news/
Are there any two words in the English language that belong together less than "corkscrew" and "castration?" I'm taking suggestions.
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