Jealous?

Yeah you are.



And to follow up on a story I covered here -


Zsa Zsa Gabor is unresponsive, hospitalized, husband says

"She got into a little coma," Prince Frederic von Anhalt said.

This is where I make some stupid joke about what exactly constitutes a "little" coma, but before I can do that -

Gabor was taken to Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center Tuesday afternoon because the feeding tube inserted into her stomach was "bleeding ... like a fountain," her spokesman said.

Wait - What the FLYING FUCK! Why the fuck is this poor women still being kept alive? She's 94 and just had a leg amputated! Is this performance art? What the fuck is going on? Is this a bad Twilight Zone episode? A David Lynch movie? Is this "The Lottery?" Are we fucking with Zsa Zsa to insure a good harvest? Hey, don't get me wrong: I like a good harvest as much as the next guy but . . . ahhhhh, actually, you know what, I really do like a good harvest. Fine, carry on.

Mmmmm . . . corn.