Do You Like Movies About Gladiators?

Hey, Internet!  How's it going?  Remember how we've all been quoting Leslie Nielsen lines for the last fifteen years and then he died and then everybody was like - oh wait, you're all a bunch of liars because not a single person quoted a Leslie Nielsen line once this decade before yesterday.  Not once! Liars!  He didn't even have the best line in Airplane!, which is the title of this blog.  But keep those tweets coming, kiddies.  Though he probably would have appreciated it if any of you had given a fuck about him back when he was still sucking air on this earth.

Take a good, hard look, America!  Those are the things you care about!  Those are the things!  Well, not so much the last one., but you get my point.  You can't deny what you are!  Go watch Jackass 3D and drink a Mountain Dew!  Do it!  DO IT!

And what's the deal with Twitter? #CueSeinfeldTheme.  Can we stop now?  Can we?  Look, let me break it down for you.  You're not clever in 140 characters.  You're not clever in 70 characters.   Or even 35.  Care I do not, I do not care You're not clever on the stairs You're not clever on a bear You're not clever on a chair or in pairs or riding mares You're just not clever anywhere.  Sorry to have to Seuss you but is important that you know that you are not clever and that you certainly are not clever because you throw in some hashtag at the end of your not clever tweet #DoingItWrong #StillNotClever.   So just stop it.  Let it go.  We all know twitter won't exist in ten years, probably five, maybe three, so let it go and we can all return to using the internet for porn and videos of cats on treadmills.  Just like the Good Lord intended.  Let it go.  Let it go . . . #LetItGo