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Arenas 'Scared of Getting Booed'
Gilbert Arenas recently told Sports Illustrated the real reason he sat out the Wizards home opener in October wasn't, as he originally told reporters, to rest his thrice-surgically-repaired knee, nor was it the excuse he gave the next day, that he wanted to give backup point guard Nick Young the chance to play.
In honor of Gilbert Arenas' Inception-inspired lies within lies within lies, I present to you a man to whom Gilbert cannot hold a candle, the Greatest Liar Ever In Sports (TM). Ladies and Gentlemen:
Wilt Chamberlain
Known for crashing the backboards on the court, NBA great Wilt Chamberlain did more than his fair share of crashing the headboards off the court. The headboards of beds. Beds with a lot of women on them. A lot a lot.
In his autobiography, A View From Above, Wilt Chamberlain outrageously claimed to have slept with over twenty-thousand women. That's a two with four zeroes after it. That's over one new woman a day for decades. The claim angered many in the black community, who accused Wilt of reinforcing negative racial stereotypes.
However, all the hubbub was for not, because Wilt was one of the greatest liars ever in the HISTORY OF TIME.
The real number? Three million. Including your mom.
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